You know you’re a farmer when …

I’ve noticed recently that I have to redo my fingerprints (security/access control) on my iPhone about every 2 or 3 days because my prints are apparently changing that often due to all the outside project work.

Shhhh … don’t tell any ‘criminal element’ types you might know that farming can obscure your biometric identity.  Gangsters and mafioso in the old days used to pay good money to alter their prints.  Hell, just shovel a bunch of manure, or lug a bunch of cinder blocks from here to there.  Save yourself a few bucks.  😉